ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
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Hi :) The name is Lexie.
I'm currently a high school senior, but I'm gonna be a UF Gator this coming summer. I like nerdy things like video games, reading, and proper grammar. I also paint. And watch way too much TV. So my blog consists of stuff like that. Enjoy.
Stop scrolling and watch this! Made my dayLITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
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| *Marshall high fives Barney* |
| Barney: Marshall, I should feel tremors of psychitude rock my body like a seizure. That was like a declawed pregnant cat on a porch swing idly swatting at a fly on a lazy Sunday afternoon. |
| Marshall: Wow, that was really specific. |
